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The positive orgasm:
The negative orgasm:
oh no, ohh nooo, oh nooo!!
The church orgasm:
oh god, ohh goddd, oh goooddd!!
The fake/Koinanga street orgasm:
yesss..are u cooming??..i aaamm...awwwww!!
The indian orgasm :
nehi..nehiiii ..nehii!...Rahul nehi! Aa aja! aja aja! Nehii.... Rahul piche nikaloâ¦!!!
Hip Hop orgasm:
sh***et!!...awwwwww..f****ck!!!.. f***##*cckk!!
The instrumental orgasm:
oonnnh ¦ aaaeeeh,iiioo, uuuuh! aaaaeeiiooouuhh!!
The jaluo orgasm:
maiyooo¦ aiyoooooohhh lolooo ... maiyooooo ¦ thoo ¦ kanyo...beeebiii ¦ kanyo¦ eei yaawa¦ omera nyandundo manade!!
The luhya orgasm:.
timbili ¦ uuuwiiii...mundu khumunduuuuuuuuu ¦ wasee ¦ taaawe kaikaikai....i amu gaaamiiing!!!!. aah..a.....inghokho!!
The kalenjin orgasm:
koongoiiiiiimisiiiiiiiiiiiiing ¦ mamingala ¦ ghaleeeeeey ye! ye! ye!.. Mursik!! agenge kityo!
Kisii orgasm:
obeeeeeeeeeeee ¦Soi ime mono| naachire ¦ gakiiiii ¦!!!
The Kikuyu orgasm:
mangai nihau ¦ Nihau ¦ woi niukunjuraga! njuraga!! NJURAGA NGOMBE INO woooiii!! ¦ ngaaaaaaaiii ........ ningumia!!!
kamba orgasm:
uuuuuu!! ...... sululu! .... kisulululu!! aaaaaaa asii¦ kino ¦ niungwatanga ata ¦ aiiiii!! nivau ¦ nivau wee¦ NIVAUU! kino!!
meru orgasm
wuiii ngai baaba!!!! ..... ti niuuu mbiyite aaaiiiii huuhuhuhuhuuuu haihaihai andas andas andas!!!!!!!!!!yihiiii. yukia kathumba ituuuu>>>>>>>tikauuuuuuuu. yiiihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Where do u belong kenyalisters
Kiki is back!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd WOW!!!!!!!
Wat a piece.
I can't stop laughing.
Pls don't leave us again with boring Joan. Please.
Anon tangaza msimamo. Where do you belong?
ReplyDeleteKIKI!!
ReplyDeleteI thot is is obvious
I am Kiki damu
it has crossed my mind maybe u meant wat I do at the point of no return.
ReplyDeleteWell I am the positive. The 1st one
Yangu haiko hapa! :(
ReplyDeleteyes anon I meant where do you belong on the list. But good to know that you're kiki damu. At least I have one supporter if I decide to run for presidency.
ReplyDelete1.26 that list is very exhaustive you must find yourself there somewhere. hata kama ni Nehi nehi....
Thea is this one time i PHATed ,and this other time i PEEd inside..,
ReplyDelete"Boring joan" hehehe, thats a good one. (yani people are just mean- they seldomly commented on joan's posts)-but pia joan alikua ameishiwa na storos...,(joan dont jali, mimi ni big fan wako) no offence kiki -u got married ;)
ReplyDeleteDavid please tell me you did not pee inside! Farting we can understand.
ReplyDeleteIt is very possible to pee inside. Lakini it is unhealthy kwa sababu inamchoma kabisa.
ReplyDeleteCall it KILLING TWO STONES WITH ONE BAD -I was pressd(& couldnt go to tha loo coz she would have changed her mind by tha time i was returning--it had taken me serious vyb-ing for her to open her legs) and i wantd to DO her. -(kama ni wewe ungefanya nini) -but i tried holding my pee,ikakataa.
ReplyDeleteKibaki Orgasam
ReplyDeleteI I aaam - Peeeing! Iiiiien! Uuuuuu!!!
Im gonna try peeing next time
ReplyDeletePrince