Why I was unfaithful and why I stopped

Men and Women are equal. Some cheat, and some don't and that is a fact.

I cheated over my ex-boyfriend a few times. I wasn't happy with it, but filled my few minutes craving,lol. Excitement is over once you have sex with the person then find another one who can boil your blood for another few minutes. "New is always exciting," but it doesn't last like diamond and can't make me any better, but just being an ass.

I soon realized that I need someone who could make me excited at all times without looking for new man every now and then. Someone I love with lust and desire!

Finally, I met him and he made me a faithful woman, and a few years later,I got married him. I don't have problem doing things for him and I do like doing things for someone I love. We work vice versa.

Still I dare add that there is no feeling better than that of totally surrendering to the man you love and being under his weight on a bed as he presses you down and does things I don't want to talk about just now. Why would any woman cheat after finding such a man?


Harsh penalties for Child sex tourists

Serious "size" problems that led to marriage

Jello was a nice looking man who always turned heads wherever the ladies were. He was not too tall and neither was he too short. Actually just the perfect size. In fact the perfect guy for any woman to wish for.

He had the looks and he had the body. In fact there are those who said that when most women met him they could only think of one thing—having sex with him.

But Jello had a terrible secret which most women discovered soon enough. And that is he was big down there. Very big. The kind of size that you only saw in porn movies. Then to make matters worse, when he was fully erect his penis bent towards the left. It was no turn on, rather it was a very scary thing.

And soon Jello got very frustrated as the same situation kept on repeating itself in his life.

He would meet this nice lady and they would hit it off big time. The moment of truth would arrive and the sheering pain that would follow penetration would end the romance right there in tears and sometimes blood.

One sympathetic lady friend came back to advice him to use a ring which would limit his penetration in ladies and remove pain. Jello knew it would not work for him. For a man the real joy of sex was going in the whole way. What was the point when part of you remained behind.

Soon rumours spread rapidly all over Eastlands about Jello and his massive tool. Some girls still came after him for curiosity sake while others avoided him like the plague. Those rumours soon reached a lady called Fatuma.

Fatuma had never been lucky in romance. Men mostly found her too big, too fat and unattractive. Few of them bothered to really get to know her because she had a heart of gold. While girls laughed and shuddered at Jello’s story, Fatuma was sympathetic and really felt for Jello.

To cut a long story short, they finally got together and were soon deeply in love.

Most people wondered why such a handsome man as Jello would end up with such an “ugly woman” as they put it. But quite a number knew why.

By some strange twist of fate, she was the only woman who could take Jello and also understand him. Men had always found Fatuma too big “Indian Ocean” they used to say.

The story of Jello and Fatuma encourages those who are still looking that there is always somebody out there who is perfect for you, but you may need to look much closer to recognize them.

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Lunch time action

The other day we saw this man having lunch at 5pm and my friend and I wondered what was going on.

At least it reminded me about the Raymond-Rachel story. Raymond always used to have his lunch at 5 pm after work and the mystery was that it was not that he usually stayed in the office over lunch hour. If anything the minute 1:00 pm sharp reached, he would rush out at breakneck speed.

One did not need to be too observant to realize that Rachel too would usually do the same. Rachel was “happily” married and was a senior editor in the office. Raymond was not only married, the man had two wives.

The two would usually end up in a nearby lodging and would spend an hour of passionate love making, shower and make it back to the office by 2pm. Colleagues could not help noticing that Rachel would always come back for the afternoon session glowing.

The couple are not the only ones who use their lunch break in this weird manner. Many office workers who get very physically attracted to one another and cannot help themselves usually rush out for some lunch time action and many of them work much harder during that one hour than they have done the entire morning for their employers.

The same folks then innocently have their lunch at 5pm while others innocently go home to their spouses pretending that nothing has happened but looking like the cat that has drunk the milk in the fridge that you thought you firmly shut.

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The sweet music man

We are told that love and marriages have to be spiced up to remain interesting.

Well this reminded me of this man who loved his Congolese music and used it accordingly to add lost of flavour to his love life. We shall call him the “Sweet music man.”

To start with the Kenyan man used to dress exactly the way Congolese musicians dress. Can you picture those long trousers where the belt is fastened above the stomach?

Those who are familiar with the evergreen popular music of our not too distant neighbours in the Democratic Republic of Congo will know that the songs are very long. Long enough for a woman to reach that point Kiki likes to call “a point of no return.”

And according to very reliable sources the “sweet music man” became very famous and his reputation spread far and wide for being able to make love at the exact pace of the music he chose to play before the start of the action. Which means that he starts very slowly and tenderly and then reaches a point where the pace picks up considerably.

The excitement for the ladies was anticipating of the change of pace, more so if they were familiar with the song.

I have also learnt that many lovers use music to great effect to improve the quality of their lovemaking. That is apart from the multitudes of poor Kenyans who live in such poor housing conditions that they are forced to use loud music to mask the inevitable noises that come from lovemaking.

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Vicky's strange power over men

Women have often been portrayed as the victims in most relationships that go wrong, especially in the bedroom. But this is not entirely true as our latest true story will clearly illustrate.

Victoria or Vicky (as everybody called her) was a woman who seemed to have a strange power over men that to this day has never been explained.

It was no secret that she was having passionate affairs with several men and at the same time. And to make matters worse most of them used to visit her at her bed-sitter in Eastleigh. And bear in mind that those were the days when cell phones were yet to arrive.

One day the inevitable happened. She was inside her house and on the bed with John when Ronald arrived and knocked impatiently on the door. What happened next shocked the neighborhood and was discussed for weeks and months after that.

It is said that John was ordered to dive under the bed and hide. Which he obediently did. Vicky then opened the door for Ronald who was in quite a mood for some action and did not waste any time. So you can imagine the bed squeaking and people making all the usual noises as poor John was under the very same bed. It was almost lunch time when they were done with their lovemaking and Vicky cooked some lunch and Ronald left the house with a big smile on his face. Like some cat that has just had a little too much milk to drink.

Neighbors closely monitoring the activities at the house say that when John came from under the bed he was obviously very upset. However it is said that after a few soothing words from Vicky, the bed springs were heard squeaking in protest again. And what is more, the neighbors say that John too left with a big smile on his face.

Kindly bear in mind that Vicky was NOT a prostitute (she had a very good job at the airport in those days). And that is really what makes this tale so mysterious.

In praise of older men

Over-rated? Or is old truly gold?

It has always been assumed that younger women are nothing but gold diggers and chasing the Kenya shilling whenever they are seen with older men. Indeed I too have always been prejudiced about this and can hardly keep my contempt and disgust at bay for such young ladies who choose old men.

However interviews carried out with a few young ladies has gotten me thinking and I can only conclude that it is not a good idea to rush into any conclusions before one has all the facts.

Sally is in her early 20s but is married to a man in his early 50s. She says many of her previous lovers were extremely disappointing. “Majority of younger men are insensitive and inexperienced. They are cocky and just interested in themselves. Older men are a completely different cup of tea,” Sally says.

She points out that although her man is fairly rich, what she feels for him is genuine love because he is caring, patient and totally devoted to her. The truth is that it is difficult to get such devotion from younger men. She adds that the devotion shows in their lovemaking and makes it very special.

Esther is a Kenyan in her early 30s who lives in New York, US and has a boyfriend who is 59. She admits that he is fairly weakened down there which means that their love making involves the use of “toys” and “sex aids” but she describes their sex life as “explosive”. More so when it is compared with the blundering clueless younger men she dated previously. Good fulfilling sex is much more than just a solid consistent hard on, she emphasizes.

What do you readers out there think?

What does “mummy” have to do with that critical moment?

We have all had a good time analyzing men and how the react and what they do at that critical moment which my sister Kiki called a point of no return. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Now what about women? What do they do? What do they say?

An experienced colleague who has bedded over 50 women offered me some interesting insights. Apparently the most popular reaction by far is where women call their mothers. Mummieeeeeee!!!!!

Strange this one. Because it beats me what my mother would have to do with such a moment.

According to my source a vast majority of his lovers cried out; “mamie” when they reached that high point that unfortunately not too many women reach.

Those screams you hear in porn movies are apparently not very African. African women’s screams are a tad low key, according to my expert source who puts screams of delight at number two amongst the most common reactions he witnessed when bringing his lovers to that delightful place.

Third on his list is an interesting sound that is not too easy to describe. It is a sucking of breath sound, the kind that some people make when they have an open wound that is hurting. It comes out as some sort of hissing sound. My friend tells me that usually those women who emit this sound end up with a very loud aaaaaaahhhhhhh when the reach the apex of their moment.

Other common reactions including a shaking of the head as if to say “no”, of course with eyes tightly shut. He has also recaive serious scratch wounds on his back for his efforts, but that one was from some mzungu woman..

So let us hear what you other guys out there have observed. It is your turn now after the ladies had so much fun the other day laughing at men.