Lunch time action

The other day we saw this man having lunch at 5pm and my friend and I wondered what was going on.

At least it reminded me about the Raymond-Rachel story. Raymond always used to have his lunch at 5 pm after work and the mystery was that it was not that he usually stayed in the office over lunch hour. If anything the minute 1:00 pm sharp reached, he would rush out at breakneck speed.

One did not need to be too observant to realize that Rachel too would usually do the same. Rachel was “happily” married and was a senior editor in the office. Raymond was not only married, the man had two wives.

The two would usually end up in a nearby lodging and would spend an hour of passionate love making, shower and make it back to the office by 2pm. Colleagues could not help noticing that Rachel would always come back for the afternoon session glowing.

The couple are not the only ones who use their lunch break in this weird manner. Many office workers who get very physically attracted to one another and cannot help themselves usually rush out for some lunch time action and many of them work much harder during that one hour than they have done the entire morning for their employers.

The same folks then innocently have their lunch at 5pm while others innocently go home to their spouses pretending that nothing has happened but looking like the cat that has drunk the milk in the fridge that you thought you firmly shut.

The sweet music man

We are told that love and marriages have to be spiced up to remain interesting.

Well this reminded me of this man who loved his Congolese music and used it accordingly to add lost of flavour to his love life. We shall call him the “Sweet music man.”

To start with the Kenyan man used to dress exactly the way Congolese musicians dress. Can you picture those long trousers where the belt is fastened above the stomach?

Those who are familiar with the evergreen popular music of our not too distant neighbours in the Democratic Republic of Congo will know that the songs are very long. Long enough for a woman to reach that point Kiki likes to call “a point of no return.”

And according to very reliable sources the “sweet music man” became very famous and his reputation spread far and wide for being able to make love at the exact pace of the music he chose to play before the start of the action. Which means that he starts very slowly and tenderly and then reaches a point where the pace picks up considerably.

The excitement for the ladies was anticipating of the change of pace, more so if they were familiar with the song.

I have also learnt that many lovers use music to great effect to improve the quality of their lovemaking. That is apart from the multitudes of poor Kenyans who live in such poor housing conditions that they are forced to use loud music to mask the inevitable noises that come from lovemaking.

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