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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

What Do You Say At The Point Of No Return?

E-mail forwarded by dedicated reader of Udaku Daily.

Types of Orgasms. Read aloud if possible.


The positive orgasm:

Oh yes, ohh yesss, oh yessss!!

The negative orgasm:
oh no, ohh nooo, oh nooo!!

The church orgasm:
oh god, ohh goddd, oh goooddd!!

The fake/Koinanga street orgasm:
yesss..are u cooming??..i aaamm...awwwww!!

The indian orgasm :
nehi..nehiiii ..nehii!...Rahul nehi! Aa aja! aja aja! Nehii.... Rahul piche nikaloĆ¢¦!!!

Hip Hop orgasm:
sh***et!!...awwwwww..f****ck!!!.. f***##*cckk!!

The instrumental orgasm:
oonnnh ¦ aaaeeeh,iiioo, uuuuh! aaaaeeiiooouuhh!!

The jaluo orgasm:
maiyooo¦ aiyoooooohhh lolooo ... maiyooooo ¦ thoo ¦ kanyo...beeebiii ¦ kanyo¦ eei yaawa¦ omera nyandundo manade!!

The luhya orgasm:.
timbili ¦ uuuwiiii...mundu khumunduuuuuuuuu ¦ wasee ¦ taaawe kaikaikai....i amu gaaamiiing!!!!. aah..a.....inghokho!!

The kalenjin orgasm:
koongoiiiiiimisiiiiiiiiiiiiing ¦ mamingala ¦ ghaleeeeeey ye! ye! ye!.. Mursik!! agenge kityo!

Kisii orgasm:
obeeeeeeeeeeee ¦Soi ime mono| naachire ¦ gakiiiii ¦!!!

The Kikuyu orgasm:
mangai nihau ¦ Nihau ¦ woi niukunjuraga! njuraga!! NJURAGA NGOMBE INO woooiii!! ¦ ngaaaaaaaiii ........ ningumia!!!

kamba orgasm:
uuuuuu!! ...... sululu! .... kisulululu!! aaaaaaa asii¦ kino ¦ niungwatanga ata ¦ aiiiii!! nivau ¦ nivau wee¦ NIVAUU! kino!!

meru orgasm
wuiii ngai baaba!!!! ..... ti niuuu mbiyite aaaiiiii huuhuhuhuhuuuu haihaihai andas andas andas!!!!!!!!!!yihiiii. yukia kathumba ituuuu>>>>>>>tikauuuuuuuu. yiiihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Where do u belong kenyalisters

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kiki is back!!!!!

And WOW!!!!!!!

Wat a piece.

I can't stop laughing.

Pls don't leave us again with boring Joan. Please.

Kiki said...

Anon tangaza msimamo. Where do you belong?

Anonymous said...

KIKI!!

I thot is is obvious

I am Kiki damu

Anonymous said...

it has crossed my mind maybe u meant wat I do at the point of no return.

Well I am the positive. The 1st one

Anonymous said...

Yangu haiko hapa! :(

Kiki said...

yes anon I meant where do you belong on the list. But good to know that you're kiki damu. At least I have one supporter if I decide to run for presidency.

1.26 that list is very exhaustive you must find yourself there somewhere. hata kama ni Nehi nehi....

David said...

Thea is this one time i PHATed ,and this other time i PEEd inside..,

David said...

"Boring joan" hehehe, thats a good one. (yani people are just mean- they seldomly commented on joan's posts)-but pia joan alikua ameishiwa na storos...,(joan dont jali, mimi ni big fan wako) no offence kiki -u got married ;)

kiki said...

David please tell me you did not pee inside! Farting we can understand.

Anonymous said...

It is very possible to pee inside. Lakini it is unhealthy kwa sababu inamchoma kabisa.

David said...

Call it KILLING TWO STONES WITH ONE BAD -I was pressd(& couldnt go to tha loo coz she would have changed her mind by tha time i was returning--it had taken me serious vyb-ing for her to open her legs) and i wantd to DO her. -(kama ni wewe ungefanya nini) -but i tried holding my pee,ikakataa.

Anonymous said...

Kibaki Orgasam

I I aaam - Peeeing! Iiiiien! Uuuuuu!!!

Anonymous said...

Im gonna try peeing next time

Prince