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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Terrible problem that has caused him never to date women

It is often said that if you were to get people to trade their problems, chances are high that after a very short while most would ask to be given back their own problems because they would find those of others totally unbearable.

Nick has a problem that is both unbearable and probably totally unsolvable.

When other me stare at women's physical attributes as they pass by, Nick will look the other way, totally intimidated. Many times Nick’s good looks have earned him attention from the fairer sex but he has never shown any interest in dating them. Even when some of the more bolder ones have asked him bluntly for a date, Nick has always been horrified and has turned down all such advances.

And it is not that he prefers men. In fact Nick would love nothing more than to get married to a nice girl and settle down. After all he is not getting any younger and is already rapidly approaching his mid thirties.

So what is this problem that Nick has that makes him terrified of women? Actually it is simply the size of his manhood. The so-called all important tool of love. Nick is so small in the department that once when he was very young and still believed that size is not everything, a girlfriend who saw it cruelly asked; “Now what can I do with that small thing?” And that was after she had had a really good laugh.

Just imagine for a moment all the procedures that go into a moment of passion and then imagine a woman ready and passionate for action suddenly having a mood change and breaking out into huge peels of laughter?

Nick had been so hurt by those encounters that these days he did not bother at all to date women. He avoided it like the plague.

One advantage that it has had in his life is that by avoiding the social life and concentrating on his career and profession, Nick has managed to make great strides. Today he has a very good job and he’s doing very well financially, but alas the size of that thing just messes his whole life.

Not that Nick has not tried everything he knows how. Including those so-called solutions that litter people’s email addresses. However nothing so far has worked and it is like he has given up.

This is the kind of problem that can cause a man to take his own life, but my hope and prayer is that Nick will somehow one day soon, find happiness.

11 comments:

Kiki said...

Actually there's a lot he can do with it as long as it's there. If only he could stop obsessing and try to get some work done he'll be surprised. There's many ways of skinning a rat or is it a cat.

Anonymous said...

hahahahah nick kuna kitu inaitwa foreplay... first your tounge is a very imopotant tool u can use it until the ladies cum's to your face..niceee, kuna pia finger fucking... hell u can also perfome toe fucking, the point is u dont have to use your small thingy to satisfy the female species u just have to make sure u are innovative enough for them to cum several tymes, for u to do ya thing and satisfy your self several tymes and i tell u nick they will not complain bora to they cum hard niceeeeeeeee........

Kiki said...

eeesh 4.48 easy on the words. This is a public forum.

Anonymous said...

Joan, as an experienced aunty, does size really matter? Kiki, what about the samples you have tried so far? May be some comment from Mcheku? And Shiro is too quiet? You ladies should advise Nick, not fellow men like 4.48 who is messing up udaku.

Anonymous said...

Joan, as an experienced aunty, does size really matter? Kiki, what about the samples you have tried so far? May be some comment from Mcheku? And Shiro is too quiet? You ladies should advise Nick, not fellow men like 4.48 who is messing up udaku.

Anonymous said...

Joan, as an experienced aunty, does size really matter? Kiki, what about the samples you have tried so far? May be some comment from Mcheku? And Shiro is too quiet? You ladies should advise Nick, not fellow men like 4.48 who is messing up udaku.

David said...

...What tha "F-word" anon@7:31,kwani unastama...,anywy 2 tha matter at hand, anon@4:48 has a point,or nick can tafuta a VIRGIN,coz he wount hurt...:s(& by tha way,tha time in this thing is all wrong,coz am posting this coment at 7:00pm)

Knoppix!® said...

Nick should open up and talk to other bulls in the kraal.

I am sure that problem aint falling with nick alone.By opening up he might stumble into a working solution.We have seen mails our way that say there are enhancements to manhoods.If he cant speak to anyone he should invest in google.

On a lighter note some comments are very embarrassing and might actually turn to be a dis-service to the entire blog.Rember this blog is refrenced to from very sane and widely read blogs.It might be not in good taste to its owner and those that refrence it when such unsightly comments are posted here.

Anonymous said...

Joan,can i please have Nick's contacts.
I have a man with such big apparatus but all he does is hurt me.He doesn't take lessons coz he is too proud and thinks he knows it all.
I think i want a small one now,if Nick is willing to learn.
Communication is all that matters.The size never does.

Mulwa said...

right knoppix some comments are in bad language. this should just be a place to discuss every day issues that affect our intimate lives and to help people realize not to worry because their shit aint nothing. There's lots of shit out there. but we di it in a mature way.

David said...

Mulwa@12:20, u just jazin me,u preaching water and drinkin wine.when did tha word SHIT b'com part of good language?...,i think u guys should just relax/chilax,coz i dont think under 16 blog, and if they do,they blog BARBEYDOLLS.BLOG.COM

and anon@12:03.....,sijui niseme